No one wants to be the crazy, jealous, accusing partner, but sometimes it's not just paranoia. Have you noticed any of the following?
* Cellphone secrets
Cell on silent all the time, left in the car overnight or calls being taken out of earshot. Most eerie? Showering with phone in a Ziplock bag or a second inexplicable cellphone bill.
* Suspicious behaviour
Odd hours and chronic lateness, accompanied by many explanatory smses/phone calls.
* Worries about looks
An increased interest in appearance, from buying new clothes or beauty products to a vicious new gym routine.
* Unexplained bills
New line items on his/her credit card slips.
* Car mileage jumps...
...when your spouse claims to simply be going back and forth from the office.
* Change of routines
Obsessive showering; especially before even greeting you properly.
* New moves
... particularly in bed that are suspiciously good.
* Passing the buck
Accusing others of being horrendous evil-willed gossips so as to dispel suspicion.
* Ring-less
Losing a wedding ring, or simply not wearing one.
* Erratic affection
From extreme pickiness to suffocating clinginess.
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